The Unholy One here... again to bring you news... but today's news is different... it has nothing to do with the choir...
And so... what do we have for you today? Well not alot really... its a Sunday and people are having their off days... so I'm just slacking off... not doing shit... wait... can you even "do" shit...? Well, that's besides the point... today's episode is basically gonna be a recount of the many random things that happened today... no humour whatsoever... just a recount...
-Bangla goes work happy!
-Nicole's priceless exhibition!
-Hot friends!
-Poisoned chocolate!
-Dinner at Gramps!
-Trapped in a shop!
-Plans for staying over foiled by mum!
Well... today was a really uneventful day, as you can see from the event summaries up there...
First up! Today I walked past a couple of Indian guys working, and I realised, that the guy was smiling! I mean... its a god damned Sunday! Sunday! He was working in the hot sun! Carrying loads of gravel! Working! This loony, was working on a Sunday, in the hot sun, carrying heavy stuff, SMILING! Who the hell does that honestly...
And so... it was a really weird thing to witness... not to mention he was also skipping quite abit... now that I think of it... he looked high... hmm...
And another thing... all these holes in Singapore... you know why the government never runs out of jobs for us? Cause, for no rhyme or reason, they just randomly get men to dig holes here and there and fill them up again! Endless jobs! Great government...
Next up... Nicole held her own exhibition at this red dot place at Tanjong Pagar... really neat... now this self-centred person... instead of walking us through the exhibits, decides to stand at her own exhibit, while quietly snickering at people behind their backs cause they don't know how to piece her puzzle... what ingenuity...
And so... that was her exhibit... 9 boxed puzzle... an "interactive" exhibit, so to speak... really good job though... like what they did with the place... a little devil tried chewing up her exhibit though... the little bugger prolly thought it was some large colored sugar cube or something...
And Nicole, of all people, has hot friends! There were a couple of people who came to the exhibit to cheer her on... I didn't see no cheerleaders but there were many hot chicks... point is... I'm thinking Nicole could be a babe magnet... sheesh... of all people... her... why not me... Waaaa!
Apparently... Adriana poisoned Nicole's chocolate... 5 minutes into eating the chocolate and Nicole ran, faster than she normally does, straight to the toilet... and stayed there for about a half hour... eating that little piece of chocolate was the last thing she ever did... poor Nicole...
Glad to let ya'll know... she's fine... the ambulance came in time to pick up her falling limbs... and she's staying at TUH, transsexual university hospital, eating liquid goo from a tube connected to her stomach cause her intestines turned to liquid goo...
Naw I'm just pulling your leg... she's dead and on the way to a mortuary right now... she died a fulfilling death... cause it was so fun to see her run to the toilet... with a look of pain on her face... we'll miss you Nicole...
I apologise, for I was tugging on the limb attached to your lower torso again... hard truth and boring truth... she was fine after the toilet... but I swear to god... she looked slimmer when she came out... it must've been the kinda crap that you'll lose 5 kgs after taking... awesome...
Another thought... why do we all "take" dumps? "I'm gonna take a shit." "I'm taking a crap now..." Well, I'll tell all 'a ya'll right now... I'm not taking no one's shit... I'll be leaving mine in there thank you very much...
And after the exhibition... the three odd musketeers headed over to Adriana's gramps... awesome house... I've never seen 30 people squeeze into a 4 room... cause that's what it was... as many as 30 people were squeezed into that tiny apartment... it was miraculous! Apparently this is once in two weeks... any more than that I'd think the floor'd collapse... sheesh...
But the food was good... the food was really good... but the only reason it was good was cause her aunt must've had tons of experience... can you imagine cooking for 30 people? In a year you must've had cooked enough for the nation to eat... who knows? Maybe more... Yes the food was good...
Then after... Nicole and I headed to Funan IT... originally intended to go Bugis... but I ended up spending my time at macs with Nicole... staring at the 2-D display motion sensor thingy... We then headed down to gramophone... where I spent another hundred... and we got trapped in the shop...
After purchasing the items, we turned for the exit... and there it was... blocked... and so we pondered and walked about the store for about a minute before asking... and the blocked exit was the exit... sheesh... we were trapped... and in the end... the nice counter lady removed the huge obstruction and we continued on our way...
And then we originally planned for an overnight stay at Nicole's... but apparently Someone's mum claims something might happen... vague isn't it... and that more or less cause the downfall... of our plans... its like saying The Ring was not delivered to Mount Doom as Gandalf told Frodo he might be raped by orcs... or something...
Gandalf is gay... or at least that Ian guy acting as him... on a second thought... I wouldn't wanna go there right now...
Sleeping time... Zzzzz....
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