Leadership camp ends with big bang! But does Voices know what they're in for with unruly VP?
Design Datelines are coming in! Do Voices members have what it takes to pull off successfully a great programme booklet?
3 Ms... Many miss Matthew. Who knows what vile and twisted adventures are in store for our young Matthew in Germany? As the rest of his friends remain in Singapore, many sweat for our beloved Matthew. Both in anticipation, and worry.
Main headline story! Dinners have been cut short! Even dissapeared! What will happen to our evening gathering time? Stay tuned for more...
Tonights news! Leadership camp ends today on the 14/6/07, but does it go well for SPV? In the midst of the camp, VP Kenneth Tan volunteered for a simple task and gets more than he asks for!
"Top or Bottom?"
"I suppose he has more tetosterone, by the size of him, but I have substance. I'll be top."
And surprisingly enough, it was related to sex as how monkeys are related to porridge. But a twist came about as Kenneth erupted into a sexual frenzy that left the crowd roaring, but President cowaring.
"We are quite suspectible to sexually deviant behavior..." muttered Kenneth.
"Who's your officer in charge?"
And left stunned and really bewildered, Kenneth left the stage, apologetic.
"You should be sorry, we'll be looking for a new VP if this carries on..."
And so, what would happen? Will Hope find out? Will Kenneth remain VP? Stay tune next week...
And in accounts! The dateline for programme booklets and banners for the end of year concert is tomorrow! What will Voices members do? No shit has come out from this so far, let alone a fart.
Designs have not been approven. Comment from friendly treasurer, Nicole...
"Shit... how...?"
And so you can see, it is really stressful for the Voices members to take on this incredible task! How will we fair against the trial of time? Budget budget budget
Joanna came through with an amazing design. But will it be enough? Who will save the day? Another one to leave you thinking...
And in around the world news! To think we couldn't see further anywhere beyond Matthew's horizon, our beloved student conductor has left the school for holidays in Germany. Somewhere out there is our friend, sitting on a beach, wearing a thong, sipping an ice cold drink, surrounded by pretty German girls, and soaking up the sun.
Oh how we miss our friendly neighbourhood fat man. As we weep and frown in sorrow (apart from Adriana, who is frowning cause something said 10 minutes ago was too confusing...), here are some comments...
"Oh how I miss Matthew..." ~Adriana X2 (She forgot she said it already.)
"We should really throw him a big party when he comes back." ~Kenneth
"Ooh... Matthew in a thong..." ~Nicole
"It seems alot more spacious around here, though." ~Adriana
And so, we can't wait for our old friend(for some of the people), new found friend(for some of the people), used to be friend(for some of the people), and just plain annoying guy(and for some other people) to return from a blissful trip from somewhere far away.
So, from the whole Voices, Matthew, we miss you!!!
And to tonight's headline news! Dinners are dissapearing! The SPV has not had a decent evening gathering for around three weeks now! What happened? Who can uncover what mystery that lies beyond the thick fog of confusion that is going on around here.
Is it because of Matthew's absence? Because Wei Xin keeps going to practice? Because Nicole keeps drawing everyone? Becuase Kenneth is too sexually frustrated? Or is it just because Adriana can't make up her mind??
Or maybe it was becuase that martians landed and broke our space and time continueem which significantly altered our personalities to dislike dinners. Personally, I think its the martians...
And so, we have once again solved nothing, and given everything else to think about. Till next week, here's Kenneth, signing off... beep... beep...
God damn... I'm so tired... oh? Its still on? SHit... *white noise and blank screen*
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