Special Midnight Bulletin...

Due to some Adriana difficulties... we had to reschedule our usual posts on Friday to today. Not to mention that during this programme, there would be an intermission for a dramatic pause in between news. And with that, let's start our SPV Midnight News Report! Special Edition!

This is The Unholy One reporting on Friday's news first! This will be the longest edition as we're reporting for two days. And by god, I tell you now, it'll be an exciting adventure!

I was actually paid to say that. To tell the truth, you would find more action and excitment in expired bread. So yea. Hang on to your seats at all times.


And just a gentle reminder. No hands and legs out of the vehicle at any time. No outside food and drinks allowed. No F.O.C. water can be served, but distilled water can be bought at 0.50 dollars from our friendly shemale waitresses.


Choir turn up bad again! Is this the first of a rebellion? How will the choir handle this?


Matthew returns. Not batman, but Matthew. Is this good news or good news for the choir? Who knows...


Inspirational talk from president drives our weekly newscaster nuts! How is The Unholy One gonna handle it?


Damn Friday's news is short. Was there really that little on Friday?

Anyways...

Choir turn up bad again! What's wrong with you people!? Its the freaking hols guys! Come sing! And then enjoy macs! I just don't get how you guys can be so impassionate about this! God damn it my english sucks. Is it impassionate? Unpassionate? Depassionate? I think its "un".

Anyhow, really... try to make it to practices! We can't sing without you. I mean, technically, we can. But you guys, who are not coming, gotta come! Its not fair for those who are not interested, yet still come, namely... *ahem* but... I mean, come on... there's life in't, man!


The final episode of Matthew's Corner/Wall, after this trailer...


Matthew! Na na na na na na na na na Matthew! And his sidekick, tummy!

"Tummy, to the Fat Cave! In the Fat Mobile!"

"Holy bacon bits, Matthew! Its Chocolate Sundae!"

"Let's get'em, tummy, before he destroys Gotham City with his hot fudge gun!"

WHAM! BAM! ALAKAZAM! CHOW! SOCK! SHOE! CHEW! GULP! SWALLOW! DON'T SPIT! AND I REALLY CAN'T THINK OF ANYMORE!

"Alright Matthew! We did it!"

"Good job tummy! We totally devoured Chocolate Sundae!"

All this and more, on the next episode of "Matthew Returns"...


Back to news. Matthew really returns. With german chocolate~! Sugar high choir members reach new heights by singing really high with Matthew this friday! And keychains! One for each of us! How lovely! So lo-ve-ly! And finally we can get someone to play the piano! Extra bonus! Great for choir! And thats all for Matthew's corner!


And last for Friday's News! President comes up with First Ever Official Post for choir blog. In his post he stated many things that touched my heart. So true. So true. By being so sentimentally frank, he had touched the philosophical side in me. It was a heartwarming thing to witness. So go read it! It's the post(s) above, yea?


Going on to Saturday's News, after these short messages...


Did you know... that in recent surveys, 3 out of 4 people in today's society make up 75% of our total population!? That is really low. Society have thought of a brand new way of increasing this huge number.

And after decades of experiment, they found out that the key, was in Vitamins B, E, and beta-carotene! Enriched breads and cereals, pork, oysters, green peas, and lima beans are good sources for B. Vitamin E is found in wheat and watermelons. Beta-carotene is definitely in carrots.

This product was made by the Boys Recreational Experiments At Subway Toilets organisation, or BREAST for short. These youngs kids spent hours and hours of research, and finally came up with something they call Baaaa~ Irregular Growth, or BIG, for short.

This product actually contains all the vitamins and nutrients concentrated into small little pills. It enhances the development of the upper torso areas of both men and women. In other words, bigger boobs.

Thus, when the person is better endowed, we have a three people in one! They will be so large, you can even name them, dress them up! Buy them toys! And so, 3 out of 4 people would make up, instead, 300% of our population! Isn't that amazing!?

This is so as 3 people is 1, and the 4 person is one third of a person. Therefore, 1 divided 1/3 is 3. Thus, 300%!

So call us now! At 1800-BIG-BOOBS. That's 1800-BIG-BOOBS. Order now, and you'll even recieve 2 limited edition eye patches! What for? You'll know soon enough when they don't have your bra size. Call us today! And increase our population number!


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This Summer, from the makers of the album "I don't shoot blanks", with their hit single, "I shot at you, but where's the baby?", brings to you, a whole new level of song writing, with their new album, "Love hits deluxe! Strawberry flavour"

With the old love hit, "My butt will go on"

"Eargh, argh, no matter how far, I believe, that my butt can, go on..."

And of course, who can forget, "Jizz in the bottle"

"I've got jizz in the bottle baby, but its old and its getting runny..."

Their new hit single, "What I've done"

"Don't let herpies come, and bork away, what I've done..."

So call now, only at $19.99! How we give you the one cent back? We split 5 cents into fifths! Easy as pie! So call now, and our first one million buyers will recieve a limited edition shit-brown neon polo T-shirt, with the words, "I suck... very well, so rape me!" written behind! Perfect for large parties of 5 men and more! Bukkake celebration is on if you're one on ten. Enjoy!


Tired of sitting at home watching boring TV? Reading too many blog posts in a day? Feel really exhausted studying for MSTs? Well this is it for you!

A new, revolutionary idea. Lick your butthole! Do you know why dogs are so happy all the time? Because they lick their buttholes! Scientists have realised that licking your own butthole is a way of asserting yourself and raising your self considence!

If you can lick your butthole, it shows that you have the flexibility of that of a jellyfish, and that you, are in control, of your life. Now turn to the person next to you and say, "You really should lick your butthole when you get home!"

Its new and in! Lick your butthole! But why stop at yours? Lick your friends' buttholes! And experience a whole new level of tasting! So why tarry? Lick a butthole today.

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And finally, on to Saturday's News...

A 4 way Date? Can Jet-lagged Matthew handle this outing without feeling that its afternoon when its late at night? Will Adriana knock herself out by walking into a wall? Can Nicole hold anymore pee? And will Kenneth... er... be abit more normal? Find out more...

Voices members found in Toys R' Us. Are they really just a bunch of men-child? Who really knows? Also to be continued in sports...

In sports, Voices members found shoving themselves into a kid's fire engine. Find out more on this gruelling event...

The News Of The Century! Adriana seems smarter! Why is this so!? It's almost physically impossible! Find out more about this major event... soon...


As we come back to our young heroes, Sir Matthew had just returned from lands of far away, and requested for our party to follow him on this brave quest to gather down at the Lands of Orchard and communicate.

As Sir Matthew and young Zena-Adriana met up 2 hours after noon, they occupied themselves with a fresh brew of tea and lots of jargon. Kenneth the Mage headed to the centre of epic to join forces after he finished with his classes from the grand priests at Yamaha. As the party had grown large enough to travel, our brave youngs heroes trudged onwards.

Facing great winds and mobs of civilians, they travelled vast distances to the hardest stone in town, at the place called Hard Rock Cafe. Soon after they met Nicole the Witch and headed for dinner.

They went through countless dungeons and found the Secret Recipe. Just like the Holy Grail, it was a person, not a cup, the Secret Recipe, was a restaurant, not a piece of paper. Undaunted by this discovery, they ordered as much as they deemed possible with the amount of currency in their armor. After realising that the food really sucked, they finished and took a rocket to outer space, to... Star... bucks...

And as they landed on this unknown new territory, they realised, it too, wasnt a star, nor a buck, but a cafe. And went on with Mochas and Machis... Before they headed home, each to their separate clans, to rest up, for their next great adventure, which would only happen, some other day.


Voices members found in Toys R' Us watching a rubick cube video for ten whole minutes! Looking through barbie dolls and playing with basic neon balls, are our Voices nothing but children? How old are they? Gosh, an amazing sight to see 4 fairly grown people, playing with balls. Unimaginable!

What's next? Pacifiers and milk powder? How will we survive, in a society, where grown people play with kids' toys? Quite well, actually...


Soon after they were found wrestling with a fire engine. This fire engine was for kids, but they didn't notice its size. As one after another jumped into that tiny fire engine, they laughed and laughed and laughed, as their friend was saddistically twisting his/her arms and legs in ways never before thought possible just to fit into that small fire engine. Now that's called entertainment.

Passerbys stared and young kids cried. How is it so? Well, their little fire engine was suddenly occupied for someone twice as normally large and pictures were taken. A jolly good time, but where did our dignity go to?


Adriana has become smarter. What contradiction. Apparently, anytime one says Adriana, it has to be at least seven words away from the word smart, intellegent, or clever. That's the standard rule. But apparently we have to suspend that rule as just for today, she seemed clevererer than us. Cause she's clever, and we're cleverer. Thus when she's cleverer than us, she's clevererer.

How is it that she figured out her handphone didn't turn into paper? How did she know there wasn't a real phone call? How did she know Nicole wanted an ice cold Mocha?

What's happening? Is the world coming to an end? What went wrong? Something must've gone wrong today. What powers of stupidity does she have? Has all her stupidity reached us? Have we really become so dumb? More, next week.


And thats all for today's special episode. We hope you've enjoyed it, because there isn't one next monday.

*lifts "Aww" cardboard to audience*

And so, thank you and good night. It's me, signing off...

In the Spirit of Music

Before I begin, let me first mention- This is my actual first post on the club blog. Everything else before-hand, and what follows is for fun.

This is Wei Xin writing here, and I intend to write something... Meaningful. In the least.

~

This first post that I'll be making is actually all that I would like my fellow a Cappella members to read through, and seriously consider in the coming months of work towards our september concert.

The following are my thoughts, my concepts and my decisions I have made in light of our club. Also, some dreams and aspirations for polytechnics in general.

~

a Cappella; literally meaning, in the manner of a chapel. Unaccompanied music, created through the use of voices that we are born with. Voices we learn to use, voices that will live with us from the day we are born to the day we die.

So; what is an a Cappella group? I've said that we want to gear ourselves towards being a contemporary a Cappella group, but lo and behold, we find ourselves singing more formal, choral works!

Before I get ahead of myself, forget about the concert we're preparing for.
Forget that our attendance is pretty pitiful on a constant basis.
Forget everything else, and remember your own concept of music, your concept of musicianship.

How many of us call ourselves musicians before anything else? How many of us live for music? An honest question we have to ask ourselves- as a cappella members, as singers, what are we in it for?

Let me explain from the point I'm most familiar with- myself.

I only seriously started in music last year. 2006 was an interesting year, such that I was singing with Xing! and playing in a worship band as well. After I started training with Joe, I ended up spending at least 4 days a week practicing one form of music or the other. I trained with the Ngee Ann Polytechnic a Cappella group. I performed with the old SPChoir during Christmas, had a band gig in december as well.

But in everything, there's always been this urge to go further with my music. Not so much in just learning new songs, but innovating, expressing and developing something I can call my own. Identity, some may call it. I call it Music.

Music's in life- there's no doubt about it. All our lives, we try to find the melody in our own paths. There's a melody out there we need to find, and hopefully, we'll find someone who'll sing his or her own melody as well- all the while complementing our own. But that's subject for a later post.

So what do we, or at least, what do I want to do in the Voices?

I want to create a place where musicians can come together and share their voices to create music together. I want to create a place where everyone can give and take, where everyone can share this essence of music together, and learn something to carry with them for the rest of their lives.

We're fresh- true. We're ambitious- true. We're able- also true. Heck, we're still young- there's alot we can do without KOing halfway.

There's more to write, but I can't form it at the moment.

At the end of things; here's what I would like to say-

We may not be there yet, but we'll get there someday. All we need to do is stick together, weather the bad times, and enjoy the music we make. Come back, keep coming back, and we'll make music together.

I'm not really in the mood... lol...

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It's a FRIDAY!

FRIDAY! WOOTS!

The day where we see each other again other than Monday. But this week is totally different. We see each other practically every day, which in turn, gives us a very good diaphragm workout from all the laughter we have.

Anyway, sectionals started at around 3.30pm? The number of people who turned up today was pitiful. Holiday practices kinda sucks as people either do not turn up or have other commitments. =.= But overall we sound much better as compared to Monday.

It's crazy sometimes when we see each other do some amusing stuff and we end up, or rather I end up, playing along too.

Wei Xin, Nicole and me started chasing each other around the piano during the breaktime. Could not remember what was the reason. Kenneth just sat there serenely playing the piano while the 3 of us are acting crazy.

Lydia finally came to practice. yay!

After the session with Joe ended, the 3 of us walked down to Clementi as usual for food to ensure our survival. Working your diaphragm hard makes you hungry as all your stomach juices gurgles inside. Lots of loud burst of laughter helps too.

We adjourned to Mac for dessert after the main course at Kopitiam. Kenneth's treat. hehe. Sat there and started playing puzzle fighter and defeated Kenneth. Introduced Nicole to the game and for someone who started playing, she was quite good.

Made a move around 10.15pm. All of us are pretty subdued after such a long day. well, thats all for today.

god, i am so vague with my entries. =.=

And now... to news spv tonight...

On tonights news headlines!

Leadership camp ends with big bang! But does Voices know what they're in for with unruly VP?

Design Datelines are coming in! Do Voices members have what it takes to pull off successfully a great programme booklet?

3 Ms... Many miss Matthew. Who knows what vile and twisted adventures are in store for our young Matthew in Germany? As the rest of his friends remain in Singapore, many sweat for our beloved Matthew. Both in anticipation, and worry.

Main headline story! Dinners have been cut short! Even dissapeared! What will happen to our evening gathering time? Stay tuned for more...

Tonights news! Leadership camp ends today on the 14/6/07, but does it go well for SPV? In the midst of the camp, VP Kenneth Tan volunteered for a simple task and gets more than he asks for!

"Top or Bottom?"

"I suppose he has more tetosterone, by the size of him, but I have substance. I'll be top."

And surprisingly enough, it was related to sex as how monkeys are related to porridge. But a twist came about as Kenneth erupted into a sexual frenzy that left the crowd roaring, but President cowaring.

"We are quite suspectible to sexually deviant behavior..." muttered Kenneth.

"Who's your officer in charge?"

And left stunned and really bewildered, Kenneth left the stage, apologetic.

"You should be sorry, we'll be looking for a new VP if this carries on..."

And so, what would happen? Will Hope find out? Will Kenneth remain VP? Stay tune next week...


And in accounts! The dateline for programme booklets and banners for the end of year concert is tomorrow! What will Voices members do? No shit has come out from this so far, let alone a fart.

Designs have not been approven. Comment from friendly treasurer, Nicole...

"Shit... how...?"

And so you can see, it is really stressful for the Voices members to take on this incredible task! How will we fair against the trial of time? Budget budget budget

Joanna came through with an amazing design. But will it be enough? Who will save the day? Another one to leave you thinking...

And in around the world news! To think we couldn't see further anywhere beyond Matthew's horizon, our beloved student conductor has left the school for holidays in Germany. Somewhere out there is our friend, sitting on a beach, wearing a thong, sipping an ice cold drink, surrounded by pretty German girls, and soaking up the sun.

Oh how we miss our friendly neighbourhood fat man. As we weep and frown in sorrow (apart from Adriana, who is frowning cause something said 10 minutes ago was too confusing...), here are some comments...

"Oh how I miss Matthew..." ~Adriana X2 (She forgot she said it already.)

"We should really throw him a big party when he comes back." ~Kenneth

"Ooh... Matthew in a thong..." ~Nicole

"It seems alot more spacious around here, though." ~Adriana

And so, we can't wait for our old friend(for some of the people), new found friend(for some of the people), used to be friend(for some of the people), and just plain annoying guy(and for some other people) to return from a blissful trip from somewhere far away.

So, from the whole Voices, Matthew, we miss you!!!

And to tonight's headline news! Dinners are dissapearing! The SPV has not had a decent evening gathering for around three weeks now! What happened? Who can uncover what mystery that lies beyond the thick fog of confusion that is going on around here.

Is it because of Matthew's absence? Because Wei Xin keeps going to practice? Because Nicole keeps drawing everyone? Becuase Kenneth is too sexually frustrated? Or is it just because Adriana can't make up her mind??

Or maybe it was becuase that martians landed and broke our space and time continueem which significantly altered our personalities to dislike dinners. Personally, I think its the martians...

And so, we have once again solved nothing, and given everything else to think about. Till next week, here's Kenneth, signing off... beep... beep...

God damn... I'm so tired... oh? Its still on? SHit... *white noise and blank screen*

Wednesday..

Alrighty.

Here it goes.

The four of us attended a LTC seminar today. totally redundant, as we werent paying attention in the first place.

Regardless of the countless time wei xin was saying "okay guys, we'll need to pay attention." or "i'm going to start listening"

well, you dont right? Because what comes after all this statements was more laughter from all of us.

Lots of laughter about those weird and ridiculous stuff you can ever imagine when the four of us gets together. The blog title was right. "Music, fun, food, laughter and sexually deviant behaviour, all in one tight package."

Anyway, Nicole is a fantastic artist. :D


All this are done by her today!! how cool is that??? AND AND AND! it can be seen that I'm CUTER then the both of them (wei xin and kenneth) put together!! woots!!

Thank god, tomorrow is the last day for the LTC thingy.

Guys guys! we're so going to see each other so much for this week!! :D

nights, out.

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Uhhh... I don't think you're supposed to report about the random things we do outside. That's just. Weird. XD

ANYWAY; if you're reading this, check out the Yahoo! Group for practice updates and whatnots!

Monday...

So here's our choir update for today...

We went through one spanish love song, and one hebrew love song... and then that was it...

So I reached at about 3... printed the scores... Nicole arrived... scores got printed... we left for the choir room... Damien came next... then Adri... and then the rest...

Pitiful numbers we had today... 7 of us... excluding Jo and Wei Xin... haizz... well... we managed to do up adorable flujo... thats good enough... and more tuhms and las... spent quite awhile completing it though... still not done yet...

Anyhow... All of us left soon after for the practice session that was going to take place... a couple of people... singing The Secret Garden... ah... they were so good... dang... should've stayed and listened...

So Adriana, Nicole and I headed over to Kopitiam... just the three of us tonight... salads, fish and potatoes, and mixed rice... nya ha ha...

This is Kenneth reporting, live, at home... till the next installment... see you next week... same time, same channel...

The first, or not, post...

So... It's a Monday... and I'm reporting what happened on Sunday, which was yesterday...

So... yesterday... 4 of us... whom included Wei Xin, Nicole, Adriana and I, met at macdonalds to hang out... there were no monkey bars involved... so there was little hanging...

We had a huge dinner... We chit chatted alot... talked abit on work... which encompassed about 3, 4 sentences throughout the whole 3 hour duration when we were there...

So in this pointless first post... we did nothing relating to choir during that Sunday... I think Wei Xin misses Matthew... which is why he got us out... hmm...

So here's my experience... do add anything if I missed anything...

Cheers...